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Lesson one: only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie - LMAO
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Lesson one: only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie
Be classy, sassy and a bit smart assy - LMAO
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Be classy, sassy and a bit smart assy

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The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF - LMAO
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The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF

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I'm so glad we don't have to hide our weirdness from each other - LMAO
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I'm so glad we don't have to hide our weirdness from each other

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Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara - LMAO
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Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara

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She's bitch you'll get used to it - LMAO
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She's bitch you'll get used to it

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When a woman says what. - LMAO
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When a woman says what.

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I'm sorry that trying to avoid other people made me too tired to hang out with you - LMAO
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I'm sorry that trying to avoid other people made me too tired to hang out with you

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You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is - LMAO
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You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to tell you how fucking stupid it is

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Look that's a happy ending story waiting for you.  Go grab it!  Cheer up! - LMAO
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Look that's a happy ending story waiting for you. Go grab it! Cheer up!