Baby

Quote on bad relationship ecard: Would you like some arsenic with that you lazy bastard. - Baby
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Quote on bad relationship ecard: Would you like some arsenic with that you lazy bastard.
Quote on baby ecard: Bae is Bae I love you nd
I'm happy nd I think
Bout chu
A lot
Nd I love you nd
I fwy. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: Bae is Bae I love you nd I'm happy nd I think Bout chu A lot Nd I love...
Quote on baby ecard: My partners said his
fantasy is a threesome.
so i am calling Bob from
work.
I can't wait to see his
fucking face tonight. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: My partners said his fantasy is a threesome. so i am calling Bob from...
Baby ecard: 
I think that an unplanned pregnancy
could take this
relationship to the
next
level. - Baby
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Baby ecard: I think that an unplanned pregnancy could take this relationship to the next...
Quote on baby ecard: Fuck being good, my
objective today is the
same as always.
Pissing people off
and annoying the
fucktards. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: Fuck being good, my objective today is the same as always. Pissing people...
Quote on baby ecard: 
Cleaning with a toddler around is like
raking leaves during a hurricane. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: Cleaning with a toddler around is like raking leaves during a hurricane.
Quote on baby ecard: Having an infant son
alerts me to the fact
that every man, 
at one point, 
has peed on 
his own face. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point,...
Quote on baby ecard: Stop telling everyone
on facebook what you are
doing and eating.
Seriously nobody
gives a fuck, but if
you are masturbating
with carrots and
shit feel free to type. - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: Stop telling everyone on facebook what you are doing and eating....
Quote on baby ecard: 
They are called the
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Quote on baby ecard: They are called the "Terrible Twos" because "Fucking Awful" doesn't...
Quote on baby ecard: To all the unselfish moms
out there who traded eyeliner for
dark circles salon haircuts for ponytails
long baths for quick showers
designer handbags for diaper bags late
nights for early mornings
Happy Mothers
day! - Baby
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Quote on baby ecard: To all the unselfish moms out there who traded eyeliner for dark circles...