Confession

Quote on confession ecard: She's all
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Quote on confession ecard: She's all "don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the...
Confession ecard: 
Real friends show me
their boobs. - Confession
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Confession ecard: Real friends show me their boobs.
Quote on confession ecard: Dear life,

I've had enough bullshit
for a while.  Can we take
a little break please? - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: Dear life, I've had enough bullshit for a while. Can we take a...
Quote on confession ecard: I'm a classy mom
until you mess with my
kids. Then I turn into
the biggest
ass-whooping bitch
from hell you will 
ever meet. - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: I'm a classy mom until you mess with my kids. Then I turn into the...
Quote on confession ecard: It's better to shut up and
give the impression that
you're stupid than to
say something and
erase all doubt. - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid...
Quote on confession ecard: During my prostate exam I asked 
the doctor,
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Quote on confession ecard: During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my...
Quote on confession ecard: From the first time I saw you I knew I
was going to have real and/or
imaginary sex with you. - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or...
Quote on confession ecard: I think my soulmate might
be carbs - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: I think my soulmate might be carbs
Quote on confession ecard: I know you're very busy
but I hope you have time
to fit me into your
body. - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your...
Quote on confession ecard: I did a cartwheel this morning.


I'm starting 
to wonder if 
there's anything 
I won't fuck. - Confession
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Quote on confession ecard: I did a cartwheel this morning. I'm starting to wonder if...