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Quote on default ecard: Two golden rules of life: 
1. The woman is always right.            
2. If you feel she is wrong, slap
yourself and read
rule number 1
again. - Default
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Quote on default ecard: Two golden rules of life: 1. The woman is always right. 2....
Quote on default ecard: Real women don't
want flowers and
chocolates .
They want vodka
and great sex. - Default
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Quote on default ecard: Real women don't want flowers and chocolates . They want vodka and...

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: Every time I'm around 
my mother in law


I wonder who 
is running Hell 
in her absence. - Default
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Quote on default ecard: Every time I'm around my mother in law I wonder who is running...

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: A dick has a hard life.  His hair is a
mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's
an asshole, his best
friend's a pussy and his
owner beats him - Default
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Quote on default ecard: A dick has a hard life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his...

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: Grown men who wear
skinny jeans may as well
put on a t shirt that says,
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Quote on default ecard: Grown men who wear skinny jeans may as well put on a t shirt that says,...

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: If I drunk text you and
you are sleeping, don't 
text me back in the
morning. 

That ship has sailed. - Default
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Quote on default ecard: If I drunk text you and you are sleeping, don't text me back in the...

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: I'm so tired that the bags
under my eyes are
bigger than my
boobs - Default
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Quote on default ecard: I'm so tired that the bags under my eyes are bigger than my boobs

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: Honey,
Your haters are
imaginary.  Nobody
wants to be you. 
I promise - Default
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Quote on default ecard: Honey, Your haters are imaginary. Nobody wants to be you. I promise

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: Your face. I like that
shit!  - Default
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Quote on default ecard: Your face. I like that shit!

pegitboard in Default

Quote on default ecard: No matter how big your
hips are, love them
curves because you're
Beautiful. 

Big Booty and all. 
 - Default
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Quote on default ecard: No matter how big your hips are, love them curves because you're...