Drunk

Quote on drunk ecard: Weekend forecast:
Mild alcoholism with a
70% chance of poor
decisions and poor
judgement.  An
increasing chance of
regret and a
hangover for Sunday. - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: Weekend forecast: Mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions...
Quote on drunk ecard: This beer tastes like I'm not going to
work tomorrow - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: This beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
Quote on drunk ecard: We don't need any stupid
motivational quotes.  Just give us
booze and maybe some
anti-depressants - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: We don't need any stupid motivational quotes. Just give us booze and...
Quote on drunk ecard: Roses are red, violets are
fine, this day sucks balls, I
really love wine - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: Roses are red, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine
Quote on drunk ecard: Always buy more
alcohol than you think
you will need.

Better safe than
sober! - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: Always buy more alcohol than you think you will need. Better safe than...
Quote on drunk ecard: Isn't it funny how 
drinking eight glasses 
of water a day 
seems nearly
impossible

but eight beers
is SO easy?!!! - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: Isn't it funny how drinking eight glasses of water a day seems nearly...
Quote on drunk ecard: I'm not an alcoholic,
alcoholics go to
meetings.  

I'm a drunk, we go
to parties. - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go...
Quote on drunk ecard: I'm not saying you're ugly at all.
But, you're about 15 shots of tequila
away from being
my type. - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: I'm not saying you're ugly at all. But, you're about 15 shots of tequila...
Quote on drunk ecard: Life is not a fairy tale!

If you've lost your shoe at
midnight, it means you
were drunk. - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: Life is not a fairy tale! If you've lost your shoe at midnight, it...
Quote on drunk ecard: I don't usually drink
alcohol from a
Starbucks cup.  But
when I do, I'm
always at work - Drunk
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Quote on drunk ecard: I don't usually drink alcohol from a Starbucks cup. But when I do, I'm...