Office

Quote on office ecard: I thought I wanted a career.

Turns out I just wanted paychecks. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Quote on office ecard: I need a job where I work one hour a
week and get paid a thousand dollars
a minute. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: I need a job where I work one hour a week and get paid a thousand dollars...
Quote on office ecard: Saying Harry Potter
teaches kids witch craft is
like saying Grey's
Anatomy teaches
you how to be a
doctor. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: Saying Harry Potter teaches kids witch craft is like saying Grey's...
Quote on office ecard: Sometimes I come to the
office and look at my co-worker
and think:
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Quote on office ecard: Sometimes I come to the office and look at my co-worker and think: "It...
Quote on office ecard: A boss is like a diaper.  Always on
your ass and always full of shit! - Office
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Quote on office ecard: A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and always full of shit!
Quote on office ecard: Whenever someone asks me if
I am working hard or hardly
working, I feel like
punching them in the
throat and asking if they
are breathing hard or
hardly breathing. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: Whenever someone asks me if I am working hard or hardly working, I feel...
Quote on office ecard: I believe I've used up all my
sick days so I'm calling in
dead. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: I believe I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Quote on office ecard: I think my smart phone is
broken.

I pressed the home
button and I'm still at
work. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: I think my smart phone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm...
Quote on office ecard: 
Well, I'd ask you to go
fuck yourself, but you'd
probably just delegate
that to me too. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: Well, I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just...
Quote on office ecard: (Boss at staff meeting)
Do you have anything
positive to add to
this meeting?

(Me) Yeah, I just
realized I can sleep 
with my eyes open. - Office
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Quote on office ecard: (Boss at staff meeting) Do you have anything positive to add to this...