Relationships

Quote on relationships ecard: My wife made me coffee this 
morning & winked at me 
when she handed me the cup. 

I've never been
more scared
of a drink in 
all my life. - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she...
Quote on relationships ecard: A real woman can do it all by herself.

A real man won't let her - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: A real woman can do it all by herself. A real man won't let her
Quote on relationships ecard: Marriage isn't a race!

So, don't rush to
the altar. 
Instead, build
friendship,
trust and love - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: Marriage isn't a race! So, don't rush to the altar. Instead,...
Quote on relationships ecard: It's a man's job to
respect a woman.

But, it's a woman's
job to give him
something to respect. - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job...
Relationships ecard: Two golden rules of
life:
1.  The wife or girlfriend
is always right.
2.  If you feel she is
wrong, slap yourself
and read rule1again. - Relationships
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Relationships ecard: Two golden rules of life: 1. The wife or girlfriend is always right. 2....
Quote on relationships ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe
You ain't nothin but a hoe
You think you're cute
You think you're classy
Newsflash girl
You fuckin'
nasty - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You ain't nothin but a hoe You think you're...
Quote on relationships ecard: I'm not perfect but I'm
BETTER than your ex
and I'm gonna be
BETTER than your next - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: I'm not perfect but I'm BETTER than your ex and I'm gonna be...
Quote on relationships ecard: I love you with all my butt.

To be honest, I would
like to say heart, but my
butt is bigger - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: I love you with all my butt. To be honest, I would like to say...
Quote on relationships ecard: May I tie you up and play
with you? - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: May I tie you up and play with you?
Quote on relationships ecard: (Her) How long before I
am able to have a normal
sex life again doctor? 

(Dr.) No one has
ever asked me that
after having their
tonsils out. - Relationships
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Quote on relationships ecard: (Her) How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again...