wittiness

Underneath my outside face, there's a face that none can see.  A little less smiley, less sure but a whole lot more like me - wittiness
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Underneath my outside face, there's a face that none can see. A little less smiley, less sure...
sugar and spice and all things nice.  That's what little girls are made of.  Please, real women are made of nothing but carbs - wittiness
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sugar and spice and all things nice. That's what little girls are made of. Please, real women...

phil in wittiness

 Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. - wittiness
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Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.

phil in wittiness

Happy Birthday to a friend I will probably wind up living with after our husbands finally come out of the closet. - wittiness
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Happy Birthday to a friend I will probably wind up living with after our husbands finally come...

phil in wittiness

Happy Birthday Panda   Happy Birfday LeeLee ! - wittiness
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Happy Birthday Panda Happy Birfday LeeLee !

phil in wittiness

Bad luck Brian meme   hey ijust met you and you are stupid so call me  cleaver and get me water - wittiness
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Bad luck Brian meme hey ijust met you and you are stupid so call me cleaver and get me water

phil in wittiness

I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with corks - wittiness
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I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with corks

phil in wittiness

I just want to break the law and listen to blink 182 - wittiness
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I just want to break the law and listen to blink 182

phil in wittiness

I'm going to kill you while you sleep Eminem - wittiness
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I'm going to kill you while you sleep Eminem

phil in wittiness

One Does Not Simply Hate Bacon - wittiness
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One Does Not Simply Hate Bacon